Cant Park - Wont Park.

Can't park, wont park, leaves it at the pump,

Just passed the test, doesn't want a bump,

Parked in line at an easy pull-thru,

Shady little spot with canopy too.

Can't park, wont park, leaves it at the pump,

Typical tactic for that big lump,

Walking from the parking lot is just too hard,

For four-forty pounds of  human lard.

Can't park, wont park, leaves it at the pump,

Filled both tanks for a mighty sum,

Presumes he's paid rent for an hour,

Gonna take his time, gonna take a shower.

Can't park, wont park, leaves it at the pump,

Urgent number two, has gotta take a dump,

But doesn't come back when he's been,

Sits there reading Challenge magazine.

Can't park, wont park, leaves it at the pump,

It aint just tires that are gonna get a thump,

Do unto others and avoid a death threat,

Try a bit of fuel isle ettiquette.